The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder

The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder

The gag gift that gets the biggest laugh πŸ˜‚

Pull a tissue and the whole room loses it. He sits on the desk, the counter or the dinner table looking innocent, until someone reaches for a tissue and it pops right out of his bum.

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Tissues from his bumFits any travel tissue pack
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Super-soft plushCute enough to keep out all year
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Instant laughEvery guest reaches for one
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How does it work? +
Slide a standard travel tissue pack into his hidden pocket and pull the first tissue through. That's it. He's ready to prank.
What tissues fit? +
Any standard travel or pocket-size tissue pack.
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He's the go-to for Secret Santa, white elephant, coworkers and anyone who loves a laugh. Grab the Buy 2, Get 1 FREE bundle to cover more than one gift.
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Every order is backed by our 60-Day Laugh Guarantee. If he's not a hit, contact us and we'll make it right.
The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder

The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder

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β€” SOUND FAMILIAR?

Every year it's the same boring gifts. Nobody remembers them.

Another candle, another gift card, another pair of socks. They say thanks, put it in a drawer, and forget it by New Year's.

Another gift cardOpened, thanked for, forgotten in a wallet.
Another candleNice for a second, then it disappears into a closet.
Another pair of socksThe gift everyone gets and nobody talks about.
This year, give the gift they're still talking about. The Grumpy Bum turns a polite 'thanks' into tears of laughter.

β€” THE MOMENT THEY PULL IT

Watch them lose it.

Grumpy Bum tissue holder
1. They reach for a tissueTotally normal. Totally unsuspecting.
Grumpy Bum tissue holder
2. It comes out of his bumThat second of confusion… then it clicks.
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3. The whole room cracks upTears, snorts, and everyone wants a turn.
Couple laughing at the Grumpy Bum tissue holder
πŸ˜‚ The Gift Everyone Talks About

Because the best gifts get a reaction.

Set him on a desk, the kitchen counter or the dinner table and wait. The second someone grabs a tissue, the whole room loses it, and he stays out as decor all season long.

βœ“ Super-soft, huggable plush in a cozy Santa suit
βœ“ Holds a standard travel tissue pack, easy to refill
βœ“ Perfect for Secret Santa, white elephant, the office and family swaps
Grumpy Bum tissue holder
🧻 Simple By Design

Sneeze-ready in seconds.

A hidden pocket inside holds a standard travel tissue pack, so every tissue pops right out of his rear.

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Load the tissues

Slide a travel tissue pack into his hidden pocket.

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Pull the first one through

Feed the first tissue out the back so he's ready to go.

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Set him out and wait

Desk, counter, dinner table. Then watch the reactions.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For…

Everyone on your list with a sense of humor.

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The Office

The coworker who's seen it all needs this on their desk.

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Nurses & Teachers

A laugh for the people who deal with everyone's sniffles.

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White Elephant

The gift everyone tries to steal.

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The Grumpy One

That one friend who's always a little grumpy.

🧻 Not Just Another Tissue Box

Made to get a reaction.

Grumpy Bum
Regular Tissue Box
Makes everyone laugh
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Doubles as holiday decor
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Instant gag gift
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Holds tissues
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Gets talked about all season
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60 DAYS

60-Day Laugh Guarantee

Give him a chance to win over the room. If the Grumpy Bum isn't a hit, contact us within 60 days of delivery and we'll make it right under our return policy.

Questions? We've Got You.

Frequently asked questions

Each order includes the Grumpy Bum plush tissue holder. Tissues and props shown in photos aren't included.
Slide a standard travel tissue pack into his hidden pocket and pull the first tissue through. Every time someone grabs one, it comes right out of his bum.
Any standard travel or pocket-size tissue pack, so he’s easy to refill.
Absolutely. He looks great on a desk, shelf or bathroom counter all year.
Order by Dec 10 for Christmas delivery. You’ll get tracking as soon as your order ships.
Every order is backed by our 60-Day Laugh Guarantee. If he's not a hit, contact us within 60 days and we'll make it right.

Give a gift they'll never forget. πŸ˜‚

Skip the candle and the gift card. Give the laugh they'll still be talking about at New Year's.

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